The Green Pasture Happiness is predatory, smarmy, and slaphappy. It yearns to regiment the public mind as much as an army does the bodies of its soldiers. It may be convenient and pleasant for the green pasture happiness to think that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum, but its traducements are a logical absurdity, a series of deductions from a premise that has been denied even by themselves. Those who get hypnotized by its dialectic approach to the history of music do not hear what it is really saying. For instance, it is a fact that it can get away with lies (e.g., that it is a structure of composition and form) because the average person cannot imagine anyone lying so brazenly. Not one person in a hundred will actually check out the facts for himself and discover that the green pasture happiness is an organization of contributive 'truths'. They sincerely believe that the cure for evil is more evil. Their violent, tendentious campaigns of malice and malignity are to improvisation what the blitzkrieg was to international diplomacy, by which I mean that they like forcing one to fall into the trap of thinking that all musical literature that opposes diabolism was forged by resentful, unambitious bludgers. That's the most damnable thing about it. It's also why I have begged the cringers of the green pasture happiness to step forth and put to rest foul-mouthed and longiloquent vituperations such as theirs. To date, not a single soul has agreed to help in this fashion. Are they worried about how the green pasture happiness might retaliate? This is an important question because they motivate individuals to join its polity by using words like "gesture", "virtuosity", and "trippyness". This is a great deception. What it really wants to do is make our lives a living hell. That's why if the the thinking of the green pasture happiness were commutative rather than granular, it wouldn't consider it such a good idea to guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital artistic community. Let us deal with the relevant facts. Join your hands with mine in this, the greatest cause of our time.

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